Ben "Malibu" Stacey
Name: Ben Stacey
Nickname: Malibu, Big Ben, Dover,
Height: 6'5"
Career highlights: A mean disposition has given rise to him being known
amongst the refs as "Hordak"
Strengths: Like his idol, an unstoppable force inside. But even John
Holmes cant measure up to Big Ben. Even more so now he has remembered that
basketball has TWO ends to a court.
Weaknesses: Could look awkward tying his shoes. But doesn't. (nice
save B).
Personal History: Was created in a lab and picked tenth in the NHL draft,
but couldn't speak Russian (or Detroitish). Hates being called Malibu and will
hit Rook with B when he reads this.