Andrew "JEWBY" Newall
Name: Andrew Newall
Nickname: Jewby, Homma, Handsup
Age: ?
Sex: Not likely
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Shaq
Shoe size: 11
Career highlights: Hit one three. Managed to keep pants on for an entire
game.
Strengths: As good on the perimeter as he is inside.
Weaknesses: As good inside as he is on the perimeter.
Personal History: Since his parents went out for milk when he was seven,
and never retuned, Jewby has been toughened to do all the dirty work inside for
Shakin Bacon. Not afraid to throw his weight around inside, or take the big
shot, Drew plays multiple positions (usually at the same time). A consumate
amature, he gives the team its name, both Shakin AND Bacon.