Paul "Rook" Henderson
Name: Paul Henderson
Nickname: Rook, Pauly, H, Hzl, Hendo
Height: 6'2"
Career highlights: Leads team in most out of bounds, no look
passes.
Strengths: Strong on the break, but with rail thin frame, is also likely
to do just that when driving to the hole.
Weaknesses: Will always do something the showy, flashy way rather than
just get it done. This really should be in strengths though when you consider
the aims of our team :)
Personal History: Born in a barn in Jerusalem, to a marriage of a donkey
and a giraffe, Hzl, as he was baptised by his parents (at the zoo) showed an
aptitude for sports at an early age as he had his fathers height and frame, and
his mothers teeth. Drawn to basketball by his man-love for Michael Jordan, he
excelled at the sport for .4 seconds before deciding it was easier to just f*ck
around and have fun.